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We are Fakir'd

Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.

- Ambrose Bierce

We are Fakir'd. You are Fakir'd. We are all Fakir'd. The planet is Fakir'd.

Being Fakir'd is just something you cannot avoid. So embrace it and live with it.

Sometimes it will cuddle and comfort you, sometimes it will bite you in the ass. That is life!

So what the heck are we talking about? Are we crazy (we have already covered that, thanks)?

Essentially, and whether you like it or not, we all get Fakir'd every day. You can ignore it, you can challenge it, you can fight back. Do anything you like. But one thing is for sure, your efforts to beat it are destined to failure - you will never be able stop it.

This is why Fakir News exists. We are Fakir News because we know we are Fakir'd. It's as easy as that.

What the Fakir do you want?

In communications, familiarity breeds apathy.

- William Bernbach

Some folk do insist on having their say. OK, as we said earlier, we don't do email. So how do you get your message over?

We mentioned ealier that we are planning to be on Facebook. You can reach us by using a 'Fakir' hashtag. For example, #fakirnews.

If we deem your contribution, question or observation of interest, we shall reply. Otherwise, tough luck.

If all goes well, we should be up-and-running before the end of April, 2017. Facebook will be our only outlet though as Twitter is for losers.

As soon as we do get going, our details will appear below. We shall also put a Facebook icon/link on our pages.

OK, you can go back to sleep now.