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- Robert Staughton Lynd

... or as Catherine Tate's character, Lauren Cooper would say: "Am I bovvered?" or "Look at my face, is my face bovvered? Face? Bovvered?"

As younger people, we are sometimes concerned what people think about us. Our appearance, our opinions, our lifestyle, etc. But as you get older, and it is not worth the trouble to feel concerned about what anyone else thinks about you, then yes, we can say we are not "bovvered".

That is one of the consolations of growing old. Some of your bodily functions start to play-up, your memory becomes shorter, and everything on your body starts to 'head South' before 'Winter' sets in. But you care less about other opinions - unless they have some value. Otherwise, we just do not give a stuff.

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